i barfeds in our rink
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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