office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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