On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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