It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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