Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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