So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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