Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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