week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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