I have demons in me.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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