so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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