Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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