I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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