i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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