she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
we should paint friendship bongs
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