you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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