Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Randomize
