You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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