I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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They took my balls.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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