My brain says no but my pants say off.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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