Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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