omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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