i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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