it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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