last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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