I hate all girls vehemently.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize