Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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