Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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