Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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