The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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