I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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