Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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