Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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