i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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