i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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