Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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