Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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