Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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