I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
