fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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