so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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