Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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