I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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