ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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