Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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