Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Who died my cat blue again?
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