dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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