Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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