You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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