i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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