I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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