Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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