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(734): View more from Michigan

Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.

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(802): View more from Vermont

PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car

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(503): View more from Oregon

we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.

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(585): View more from New York

complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky

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(847): View more from Illinois

That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am

(248): View more from Michigan

Hahaha. That's funny.

(847): View more from Illinois

But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.

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