i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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