When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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