Grow some girl-balls and come out already
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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